Does your DM have militiary experience?
How do you know if your Dungeon Master has military experience? You use this here checklist as a test. This here's a selection:
1. The orc hordes you encounter have noncoms and medics.
4. The dungeons are patrolled by MPs.
8. The curses attached to some treasures include KP Duty and Full Kit Inspection.
18. If captured by the monsters, your character always gets put to work digging latrines. Even if held by ethereal beings that don't use them.
20. Every advancement to a new class level involves a trip to a tattoo parlor.


Re: Does your DM have militiary experience?
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