another stupid D&D video

Macbeth: Dungeons & Dragons Style, Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.

A group of kids reenacting the final battle of Macbeth in their back yard, using the AD&D rules. Funny stuff. Selected transcripts after the break.

"After I regain position as party leader, I shall go for DUNGEON MASTER, and give these NPCs something more to live for, than the bland, pointless existence they have in this campaign."

"Sir, I will tell you what I saw, but it is stupid and does not make sense."
"Go on."
"The forest is marching towards the castle."
"That is stupid! THIS ISN'T FAIR, DUNGEON MASTER!"

"Good luck sir! If we don't fight bravely, we don't deserve to play next week."
"But, but my mom is making brownies next week."
"Nice."
"Very well, sound the trumpets, let's add +3 to everyone's spirits."

"They have me cornered, but I will fight them off! I still have my ring of immortality. Unless someone who were not of a woman tries to kill me, I will survive. And I see no half-elves around here. I will prevail!

"No man can kill me! I laugh at all your +3 Sabers of Slaying! Flaven!"

"Of all the traitorous dogs, I hoped I wouldn't have to kill you! Luckily I have my Boots of Fierce Aggression, which transforms cowardice into EXTRA HP!"
"Then let's fight!"

"Give it up, I can not be defeated by a man born of woman!"
"Dude! It clearly states right here on my character sheet, right there: my mom had a C-section! Come on!"
"Ugh! I don't trust these rings anymore. I don't want to play!"
"Then give me your character sheet!"
"Never!"
"Then you die! KSHAW!"
"Ow, ow, that really hurt!"

"Sir, it was your son. He didn't live to see level 14."
"He's... dead?"
"Yes, but he fought valiantly. His mother called him in for dinner. He threw down his sword and ran."
"was it at least a cool battle?"
"Yes, he was hit in the face with his own axe. It was intense."
"Sir, I'm sorry."
"Meh, don't be. He's in a better place now. One with heat. I'm freezing out here!"

"Finally we have a new group leader with no more causes! All hail Malcolm!"
"Yeah, hail me!"
"Hail!"
"I will do my best to be group leader. I will lead us on noble quests, with many spoils, and I'll have my mom go get extra Cheetos and Mountain Dew."
"Wait, my mom says I have to have the Diet Mountain Dew."

Malcolm continued to rule for 5 more years, until his mother made him move out of the basement.